Published: Fri, July 15, 2016
Culture | By Antonia Gonzales

Who's Getting a Hometown Date on The Bachelorette?

Who's Getting a Hometown Date on The Bachelorette?

When she left for a date you could see the notes made about what to wear with what. Let's get into it. The season finale will air on August 1 when JoJo Fletcher picks her final man. The next day on August 2 viewers will get to start watching Bachelor in Paradise. We're talking electrolyte deficiencies. Which contestant would you most like to see get a hometown date? It involved some horsies. It could have been, and would have been with the right person, a romantic afternoon spent with a pair of Argentinian gauchos and one really affectionate horse.

Of course, the worst part of this date was when Alex and JoJo spooned a sleepy horse who was clearly not paid enough to appear in this episode. "I'm gonna have the biggest smile on my face when I can bring JoJo back to meet my parents, my brother and be like, 'I am in love with this woman, and I can't wait for you to fall in love with her as well, '" Jordan told the cameras.

But what impressed me most about your ability to walk away with a rose was your admission that you had just gotten out of a long-term relationship a few months prior to filming. To the cameras, he confessed, "I'm gonna turn this (date) into what I need it to be".

"So, you don't talk at all?" she asked.

We are really getting down to it on The Bachelorette! This is the Warriors winning 73 games only to lose a Game 7 when Kyrie hits a step-back three. We saw an inkling of this in the last episode, where he called Jordan "entitled" for telling him how to play poker (Jordan is entitled for a lot of reasons, but that's probably the least of them).

JoJo first went on a one-on-one date with Alex, the only remaining guy who hadn't had a one-on-one yet. Like, this is somehow a "bonding" experience?

Jordan, 27, won yet another one-on-one date and told Jojo his famous brother, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers doesn't have much contact with his family. Noticeably absent from the list, which, by the way, also included a French bulldog: Aaron (middle brother), whom Jordan said won't be there. If Jordan doesn't win it all I will drink wine off someone's foot.

Rain foiled JoJo's adventurous plans for a group date with Chase, James Taylor and Robby.

Luke is the closest thing to a threat Jordan has, because (1) dude is the only one who doesn't look like a bearded Chad clone, (2) he and JoJo are incapable of not passionately making out, and (3) he knows how to shoot guns, as demonstrated when he takes JoJo skeet shooting.

Tellingly, Jordan's Instagram doesn't have any photos of Aaron, though there are plenty of photos with his and Aaron's older brother, Luke, and their parents, Ed and Darla.

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After Robby completed his dare of running through the hotel hall in his boxers, James T. made what felt like a calculated move.

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